Saturday, February 23, 2002

Charles Dickens: Horny S.O.B.

By special request...

I did a presentation on Charles Dickens in class the other day, and was mighty surprised to learn what a dirty man he was.

Whilst married to the lady that bore him 10 kids (don't you love the word "whilst"? I do.), he fancied both of his sisters-in-law. One of them was 17 when she died, and he wore her ring for the rest of his life. Sweet, in one aspect, but pretty pervy in another.

After 22 years of marriage, he left his wife for an actress lady, but retained his other, more alive sister-in-law as a "housekeeper." Cozy household that.

So in short: Charles Dickens. Born in Britain. Sensitive to poor. Loved the booty. Wrote books. Died. The end.

Robyn