I had my 30th birthday at Rockwood Music Hall. And it was awesome. And my friends Luke Wesley, Bryan Dunn and Shwa Losben played music. And it was awesome. And the cops busted in during Luke's set for no good reason and left. And it was confusing. And I may have climbed onstage multiple times and made semi-coherent speeches and sent ill-advised texts. It was a wonderful birthday. It was not a wonderful next day. There is no video of the party. There is, however, this. Watch, and feel good about yourself.