Sledding Instructions

For those of you engaging in winter fun...please...sled cautiously.

Greg Holden: "She's Got Something" (Live at Rockwood Music Hall, Stage 2)

New to the Lexicon: "Shark Week." You're Welcome, Internet

me: Did you just say "It's shark week and I'm already emotional?"

Macy: AHAHAHA. yeah, that's what we call being on the rag in my group of girlfriends.

makes it sound more badass.

me: Holy shit. I thought you were talking about the real Shark Week...but this is a million times more awesome.

Macy: HA! yeah. it means no babies

me: I love you.

Tiny Bunny Rage

Bun Scott doesn't make noise, but he can still express his boundless wrath.

Why My Friends And I Should Never Give Dating Advice

Today on the Gchats:

me: Maybe I can spell out my intentions with cheese sticks: "I LIKE YOU (marinara sauce)."
Macy: YES!
me: Which is like, 20 cheese sticks...so we'd need two platters.
But then...more cheese!

Post-Birthday Convo

Me: Dude, according to my phone, I called you at 4:27 am and left a 43-second long message.
Bob: No, dude. You probably talked to me. I had no messages.
Me: ...I wonder what we talked about.
Bob: I don't know. But I bet it was epic.
Me: We're amazing.

30th Birthday Morning After

I had my 30th birthday at Rockwood Music Hall. And it was awesome. And my friends Luke Wesley, Bryan Dunn and Shwa Losben played music. And it was awesome. And the cops busted in during Luke's set for no good reason and left. And it was confusing. And I may have climbed onstage multiple times and made semi-coherent speeches and sent ill-advised texts. It was a wonderful birthday. It was not a wonderful next day. There is no video of the party. There is, however, this. Watch, and feel good about yourself.