Saturday, May 1, 2004

Smarty Jones

How nice to see a horse from the Palookaville known as Philadelphia Park win the Kentucky Derby.

Philadelphia Park is located in beautiful Bensalem, Pa., a mere 15 minutes from the family home in Richboro. Although I have never gone there for a race, I am well acquainted with its grounds, as it hosts the Pennsylvania Fair every May.

Philadelphia Park is very blue-collar, very not glamorous, and very un-Kentucky Derby. Which is why Smarty's recent bitch-slapping of the other contenders at the Derby is so very satisfying.
If only that horse could give the Philadelphia Eagles a talking-to on how to kick ass when it counts. If only...

Well done Smarty Jones, his trainers and the Philadelphia Park. Mad props to y'all. Quite.