Sunday, January 30, 2011

Sledding Instructions

For those of you engaging in winter fun...please...sled cautiously.

Friday, January 28, 2011

New to the Lexicon: "Shark Week." You're Welcome, Internet

me: Did you just say "It's shark week and I'm already emotional?"
Macy: AHAHAHA. yeah, that's what we call being on the rag in my group of girlfriends.
makes it sound more badass.
me: Holy shit. I thought you were talking about the real Shark Week...but this is a million times more awesome.
Macy: HA! yeah. it means no babies
me: I love you.

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Tiny Bunny Rage

Bun Scott doesn't make noise, but he can still express his boundless wrath.

Friday, January 21, 2011

Why My Friends And I Should Never Give Dating Advice

Today on the Gchats:

me: Maybe I can spell out my intentions with cheese sticks: "I LIKE YOU (marinara sauce)."
Macy: YES!
me: Which is like, 20 cheese sticks...so we'd need two platters.
But then...more cheese!

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Post-Birthday Convo

Me: Dude, according to my phone, I called you at 4:27 am and left a 43-second long message.
Bob: No, dude. You probably talked to me. I had no messages.
Me: ...I wonder what we talked about.
Bob: I don't know. But I bet it was epic.
Me: We're amazing.

Friday, January 14, 2011

30th Birthday Morning After

I had my 30th birthday at Rockwood Music Hall. And it was awesome. And my friends Luke Wesley, Bryan Dunn and Shwa Losben played music. And it was awesome. And the cops busted in during Luke's set for no good reason and left. And it was confusing. And I may have climbed onstage multiple times and made semi-coherent speeches and sent ill-advised texts. It was a wonderful birthday. It was not a wonderful next day. There is no video of the party. There is, however, this. Watch, and feel good about yourself.